Thursday, February 18, 2016

Female Model (Haiku Maui)



Since I graduated from College I have done what every college grad has done and joined the workforce immediately to pay off my student loans.  Things have been going well until as of late when I was laid off from my job in corporate aviation.  I have been going on meetings, talking to co-workers going to job fairs and utilizing every single person I have literally ever met in my entire life to try and get another job.
Things have not been going as fast as I'd like so I started to go on Craigslist to just see what else was out there. 
Day one of my search I find who I've since labeled THE Craigslist Killer:  Guy says he is looking for a "Model for a shoot in Hawaii"  This guy is clearly a serial killer so I immediately apply for the job.  Attached is the actual Craigslist post, photo's of the guy himself and some of his previous "models".

Female Model (Haiku Maui)

Amateur photographer needs Female Model for beach, waterfall and bedroom photo shoot in Maui Hawaii. Will pay airfare, plus $3,400 cash plus provide accommodations. This is a good way to see Maui, develop your portfolio, have some fun and go home with $3,400. The shoot would be for 7 days but does not include travel time so one day of travel to Maui, 7 days shooting and one day of return travel will take up a full 9 days. And....Yes....This is a real ad. I am a real person with a real address and references from models I have done this with before. 

 I send email saying I'm interested.  I include 2 bikini pics of when I was 22 (when I was actually comfortable wearing a bikini) Guy who goes by Cecil Clemons(Guy gives me his FULL Name & Email) immediately responds:

 Hi Lauren,  As I said in my ad, I am an amateur photographer.  Although you will be paid a  fee of $3,400 this is strictly a hobby with me and the pictures are for my own, personal gratification.  However, I reserve the right to maybe someday use them commercially (hahahaa okay buddy) or to show them to other women that may be thinking of doing the same thing.  If you are comfortable with that and would enjoy spending some time with me here, in my home in Maui, (Yeah dude, just what I've always wanted to do spend time with a serial killer in his home) then please contact me at cecilclemons@yahoo.com and I can send you some of the very few pictures I have taken and then if you are still interested maybe we can do something together. However the shoot is for 7 days with one day of travel to Maui and another day for the return trip so this will tie you up for a full 9 days. I will of course pay your air fare, food and occasional drinks and other entertainment and other expenses within reason but you must talk me into this. (haha hahhhaa ahhahhaha puke!) Tell me how you see us spending the week and if you have any ideas for the shoot and if I find it interesting I will respond. If not....I want to take this opportunity to sincerely wish you only the very best with all of your future projects(By future projects you clearly mean, sex for money and for that) Cecil (We thank you. - my Tosh.0 reference)  

ummmm, is that your 13 year old daughter?


Oh thats nice and color coordinated.  Steady camera work Cec!


This is my third fav.  Must have taken all day to get this shot.  That winded look.  This girl actually looks semi norm but key word here is semi.




And the runner up...  What an action shot.  This picture just screams "Magic"  Great use of scenery!



But here's my fav!!!  Cecil's has captured her in her prime.  She be big star someday.  Great job Cecil

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