Karaoke Host / Human Trafficking!!

Gotta love Craigslist Job posts:
Here is a synopsis of the job:

Karaoke Host/Human Trafficking position available in Koreatown.
Incredible opportunity to get right into Human Trafficking as soon as tonight!
Just park your car in the Denny's parking lot in Koreatown and get in a car with a stranger and have him "protect" you while driving you around town from one Karaoke bar to the next while wearing club clothes.  Don't worry this is not an escort service (pretty sure if you have to say that then it is but okay)  you don't need to be a good singer either, you just have to look super slutty in fact the sluttier you look the better!  Here is the actual post:

" Have you ever been to a Karaoke Room with your Friends?
Would you like to make money while partying with new friends? "

♥ LET'S PARTY TO MAKE $$ MONEY $$
We are LOOKING for YOUNG AND PRETTY Girls for
Luxury Karaoke Lounge Hostess, Model. => Just Enjoy Parties and make Money !!

♥ REQUIREMENTS
Young & Pretty Girls. Must be OVER 21 !!
Ladies must be Attrctive, (guess you don't have to spell good either) Slim,Fit & Well DRESSED.
Must be able to wear club attire.
We want smart and HONEST people

All Races, latino, blond.. (since when is blond a race... cool!) We want English speakers or Second LANGUAGE (not sure why that is in all caps, that must mean it's important tho) speakers welcome.
Also, Basic English speakers and Students Welcome.
Must have good conversational skills.

It's not an ESCORT service. WE Do NOT ALLOW Any Strip &/or Sexual Service. (not even just the tip game??)
TALK, EAT, SING THAT'S IT. If you don't sing well, that's fine. (I am real good at Eating so maybe this job is for me)
Must have professional mind to work.
We also protect you like you are our friend. (I think I need these people to protect me from myself)

♥ COMPENSATION
$40~60 / hr PLUS @@ !!
Earn from $7,000 ~ $13,000 net / Month  (hookers make a lot less than I thought they would)

♥ SCHEDULE
MON ~ SUN = 9:00PM ~ 2:00AM (9PM what do they think I am 21?  Oh yeah, yeah they actually do)
Very Flexible schedule. You can choose your Start time, End time and Days. (Think I can take the lunch shift?)
But You Must be able to work at least 3 or more days a Week.

♥ LOCATION
In Los Angeles, K-Town @ ALL LUXURY KARAOKE clubs
(We will give rides for those of you who live in K-town)

♥ CONTACT INFO
Please email me with a short time explanation of past working experiences.
Important: Send 2 FACE and 2 FULL BODY RECENT PICTURES with your Phone Number.
Then come Interview and Start work tonight.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laktownkaraoke@gmail.com ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

" You can work today and make money tonight !! "

♥ I will keep hiring more and more people because we always need a lot of girls. ♥
(because we human traffic you at the end of the night)

-- So I send these people an email with a photo.  I get a response back from Oppa, thats his name within minutes of hitting send)

Hi. Lauren

Let me tell you a bit about this job before meeting you.

Have you ever been to Karaoke Room with your Friends? Maybe You did, then This is like meeting New Friends to have fun Party and also make money.( $40~60/h plus)

It's not an ESCORT service, so it has NOTHING to do with any strips and any Sexual Service. Some alcohol could be involved, (You will have to FEED me alcohol to get me to stay up past midnight in heels) but it's a very safe environment. (if by safe do you mean you will chain me to the inside of your van while you try and sell me)

I'm known to all the Luxury Karaoke in Ktown for girls to join the karaoke party. You can work at ALL karaoke in Ktown BUT Not in One Place. (okay well thats a bit confuse (i purposely spelt that wrong))

You can join the party and make money($40~60 plus)(Whats the plus if I'm not suppose to have sex?) but only when customer picks you.  (OH OKAY that makes perfect sense now)

So Dress Club Attire to Fit and sexy is most important. (oh yeah definitely not an escort service)

Check Dress Code from
www.Hannahnco.com

 You Have to do a lots of talking, When you join the party. (I think that is in inappropriate place for a comma don't you? I think the sentence should read... When you join the party you have to do lots of talking)  So having good conversation is important too.

All I do is to connect you to Karaoke and I will give you ride also protect you from others.  (Who are all these people I need protection from?)

I saw your picture and you fits (sp) for this work. So, I want to Interview you. around 9:30pm in k-town los angeles.

I will explain more about this job when I Interview you. Also, maybe you can Start work on Interview Day by Dressing for Work.  (After 9pm I'm usually in sweatpants that should work I think)

So, Can you do interview and try out tonight ? What Day is good for you to do Interview and try to Work? Reply by text or e-mail me back.  (Ummm what?  Are you asking me a question?  Are you offering me a job?  I am very confused)

Please If you made an appointment you have to show up.

Thanks for your time. see you soon  - oppa -213.282.1206

2016. 2. 17. 오후 6:53에 "Lauren Habeeb" <lahabeeb@gmail.com>님이 작

Okay so then the guy txts me photo's of what I should wear.  I'm pretty sure that this is the Chinese or Korean or whatever this language ( 님이 작) is, I'm now positive that this is that Mafia.  So I tell the guy I'm in!

Female Model (Haiku Maui)

Since I graduated from College I have done what every college grad has done and joined the workforce immediately to pay off my student loans.  Things have been going well until as of late when I was laid off from my job in corporate aviation.  I have been going on meetings, talking to co-workers going to job fairs and utilizing every single person I have literally ever met in my entire life to try and get another job.
Things have not been going as fast as I'd like so I started to go on Craigslist to just see what else was out there. 
Day one of my search I find who I've since labeled THE Craigslist Killer:  Guy says he is looking for a "Model for a shoot in Hawaii"  This guy is clearly a serial killer so I immediately apply for the job.  Attached is the actual Craigslist post, photo's of the guy himself and some of his previous "models".

Female Model (Haiku Maui)

Amateur photographer needs Female Model for beach, waterfall and bedroom photo shoot in Maui Hawaii. Will pay airfare, plus $3,400 cash plus provide accommodations. This is a good way to see Maui, develop your portfolio, have some fun and go home with $3,400. The shoot would be for 7 days but does not include travel time so one day of travel to Maui, 7 days shooting and one day of return travel will take up a full 9 days. And....Yes....This is a real ad. I am a real person with a real address and references from models I have done this with before. 

 I send email saying I'm interested.  I include 2 bikini pics of when I was 22 (when I was actually comfortable wearing a bikini) Guy who goes by Cecil Clemons(Guy gives me his FULL Name & Email) immediately responds:

 Hi Lauren,  As I said in my ad, I am an amateur photographer.  Although you will be paid a  fee of $3,400 this is strictly a hobby with me and the pictures are for my own, personal gratification.  However, I reserve the right to maybe someday use them commercially (hahahaa okay buddy) or to show them to other women that may be thinking of doing the same thing.  If you are comfortable with that and would enjoy spending some time with me here, in my home in Maui, (Yeah dude, just what I've always wanted to do spend time with a serial killer in his home) then please contact me at cecilclemons@yahoo.com and I can send you some of the very few pictures I have taken and then if you are still interested maybe we can do something together. However the shoot is for 7 days with one day of travel to Maui and another day for the return trip so this will tie you up for a full 9 days. I will of course pay your air fare, food and occasional drinks and other entertainment and other expenses within reason but you must talk me into this. (haha hahhhaa ahhahhaha puke!) Tell me how you see us spending the week and if you have any ideas for the shoot and if I find it interesting I will respond. If not....I want to take this opportunity to sincerely wish you only the very best with all of your future projects.  (By future projects you clearly mean, sex for money and for that) Cecil (We thank you. - my Tosh.0 reference)  

ummmm, is that your 13 year old daughter?


Oh thats nice and color coordinated.  Steady camera work Cec!


This is my third fav.  Must have taken all day to get this shot.  That winded look.  This girl actually looks semi norm but key word here is semi.




And the runner up...  What an action shot.  This picture just screams "Magic"  Great use of scenery!



But here's my fav!!!  Cecil's has captured her in her prime.  She be big star someday.  Great job Cecil